Catherine O'Hara credited as playing...
Calamity Jane
- Calamity Jane: Well, paint my toenails and curl my hair!
- Pecos Bill: Calamity? My cactus flower!
- Calamity Jane: Don't cactus flower me, you double-crossing dog!
- Pecos Bill: I missed you, darlin'. If only you knew how much!
- Calamity Jane: I know too well, you flea-infested little weasel!
- Pecos Bill: Calamity, you look mighty pretty tonight.
- Calamity Jane: Sweet talking me? You overgrown, mealy-mouthed, two-faced snivellin' snake! You gutless, brainless, heartless sidewinder!
- [Calamity fires her guns at Pecos standing up against a wall. He stands motionless as every shot misses him]
- Pecos Bill: You ain't still sore about Amarillo, are you?