Oliver Platt credited as playing...
Paul Bunyan
- Pecos Bill: Not as hot as the summer of '88 when the chickens laid fried eggs and the babies cried sawdust.
- Paul Bunyan: Does this story have a point or does it go on and on and on like this stinkin' desert?
- Paul Bunyan: [Creeping up on Daniel and Pecos Bill who are trapped in a cage Bunyan made] Never enough for you termites, is it? Not enough you swindled me out of my camp, robbed me of my trade, now you want my woods too. You want it all! I'm makin' my stand. At least if I go down swingin', I go down like a man!
- Pecos Bill: Ah, hush up you log-brain!
- Paul Bunyan: Pecos?
- [Pecos Bill smiles]
- Paul Bunyan: Let me take a gander at ya.
- [Pecos proudly shows off his profile]
- Paul Bunyan: You steamin' pile of buffalo puckey. You're still ugly.