F. Murray Abraham credited as playing...
Wolfe Sr.
- [a pig's head has been served for dinner. Mason takes a sip of wine]
- Wolfe Sr.: What do you think?
- Jack Mason: It's alright. I like this. This is good!
- Wolfe Sr.: Four-fifty a bottle.
- Jack Mason: Four dollars fifty cents, I should be drinkin' this shit a *long* time ago!
- Wolfe Sr.: Four hundred and fifty dollars!
- [Mason spits out the wine in amazement]
- Wolfe Sr.: Don't waste it!
- [They all laugh]
- Jack Mason: I could live off that for three months!
- Cole: Well, you don't want to drink too much, anyway, 'cause you don't wanna be slow tomorrow!
- Wolfe Sr.: No, indeed.
- [Doc turns the pig's head toward Mason while making squealing noises]
- Doc Hawkins: You are missing the best part, Mr. Mason. When you're eating the flesh of the pig... look into his little beady eyes. That way you will be devouring his soul.
- Burns: Doc, sometimes you even scare *me*!
- Doc Hawkins: Good.
- [smiles deviously]
- Cole: The only thing I miss up here is a sport page. I'm so used getting up, having my morning coffee and opening up the sport page.
- Burns: I don't read newspapers anymore. They're like a mirror of the world's ugliness. I like beautiful things.
- Doc Hawkins: [Doc gets up very enthusiastically] I'm ready to go. Let's go
- Burns: Relax, Doc, digest your food.
- Doc Hawkins: Wasting time.
- Burns: We gotta give him some more time.
- Doc Hawkins: No.
- Burns: Think of this as foreplay.
- Doc Hawkins: Nevermind foreplay, I'm talking about...
- [Sharply interrupted]
- Burns: Doc, Prince Henry Stout. Remember the rules.
- Doc Hawkins: I feel something special about this.
- Burns: It's gonna be so much more special when you finally kill him. Derek, eat some of those eggs, they'll make you feel better.
- Doc Hawkins: Eat, eat.
- Derek Wolfe Jr: [Shockingly depressive] I'm not hungry.
- John Griffin: Big one?
- Derek Wolfe Jr: I said I'm not hungry.
- John Griffin: [Griffith stands up and changes his plate with Derek's and Derek gets out of the table] Well, terrific. I'll tell you what let's switch around here.
- Burns: I hope this is not gonna be a problem?
- Wolfe Sr.: It won't be.
- Derek Wolfe Jr: [Wolfe Sr. comes to terrified Derek] No.
- Wolfe Sr.: You'll be okay.
- Derek Wolfe Jr: No, I can't do this.
- Wolfe Sr.: Yes, you can. I got a thousand dollars is my son will draw first blood. One, two, three. You've just made yourself three thousand dollars, Derek.