Charlie Sheen credited as playing...
Richard 'Ditch' Brodie
- Chris Morrow: Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Excuse me?
- Chris Morrow: KGB, for short.
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Oh, come on! It's the KG-used-to-B!
- Chris Morrow: Shoot!
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Ah, it's broken!
- Chris Morrow: The safety's on, you idiot!
- Chris Morrow: [after gulping tequila from the bottle] What was that?
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: You swallowed the worm.
- Chris Morrow: Well, I was trained to swallow all sorts of things.
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Careful. I may just have to marry you.
- Chris Morrow: Well, I was trained to swallow all sorts of things.
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Careful, I might just have to marry you.
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: What's Russian for 'ass'?
- Chris Morrow: Schzopa.
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Well, stop blowing smoke up my schzopa.
- Chris Morrow: I'd be stupid to trust my life to a walking penis.
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: I'm much more than a walking penis, I'm a flying penis!
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: What are these markings?
- Sam: They're Cyrillic.
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: From Syria?