Ron Rifkin credited as playing...
Doctor
- Doctor: In Vermont? I don't think so, Will.
- Will Randall: You weren't there, Ralph.
- Doctor: Are you sure it wasn't a Husky or a German Shepherd? And after all, it was night, wasn't it? It was dark out.
- Will Randall: Full moon. And to answer your question, it was a wolf. It was staring straight at me, you don't confuse a dog with a wolf.
- Doctor: I see, whatever you say. You know, it's funny, this isn't the first Rabies shot I have given in the last few months. My wife's sister-in-law up in Onianca, a raccoon chased her up onto her porch and bit her in the ass. And last summer, the son of a friend of mine sustained brain damage from a snake bite. This kid was sitting in front of his pool and the next thing you know, he has brain damage.
- Will Randall: Is he all right?
- Doctor: Who?
- Will Randall: Your friend's son?
- Doctor: No, you idiot. He has brain damage.
- Doctor: [looking into his eyes] Any idea how this happened?
- Will Randall: None.
- Doctor: Hmmm. Well do you ever sleepwalk?
- Will Randall: Not that I know of.
- Doctor: It sounds like you took a nice little walk in sleep, fell down and maybe knocked yourself out.
- [Feels the back of his head]
- Doctor: Now I feel some scalp lacerations back here, Will. And, you know, nothing bleeds like the scalp. Okay. So I'm gonna make some arrangements for you to have an EEG and a CAT scan, which means you'll have to spend a night at Mount Sinai.
- Will Randall: Out of the question.
- Doctor: What are you talking about? You could have a concussion or a possible blood clot.
- Will Randall: No one feels this good with a concussion or a blood clot.