Jeff Bennett credited as playing...
Peter Puppy • Narrator • Hamsternator • President • Billy's Dad • Great Worm Spirit • Neighbor • Therapist • Thug #1
- Peter Puppy: I must not fear, fear is the mindkiller, fear is the little death that brings total oblivion...
- Peter Puppy: Once again, evil is as rotting meat before the maggots of justice!
- Earthworm Jim: Thank you for cramming that delightful image into my brain, Peter.
- [Jim is calling a fancy restaurant to get a reservation for his date with Princess What's-Her-Name]
- Earthworm Jim: Whaddya mean, you won't take my reservation? Of course I'm the King of Spain! Listen: "Soy el rey de esponja."
- Peter Puppy: Uh, Jim, you just told him you're the King of Sponge.
- Peter Puppy: Oh goody. The day is only begun, and already your mind has snapped like a dry and brittle twig.
- Narrator: Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed since you can *actually see them*.
- Earthworm Jim: Quick, little buddy! Whip me! Whip me!
- Peter Puppy: I beg your pardon?
- Earthworm Jim: I mean, use me like a whip!
- Peter Puppy: Oh! Heh. Right.