Pauline McLynn credited as playing...
Mrs. Doyle
- Mrs Doyle: There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.
- Father Ted: No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle!
- Mrs Doyle: Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake!
- [holds up a cupcake]
- Father Ted: No, thanks, Mrs Doyle.
- Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!
- Father Ted: WHAT?
- Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
- Mrs Doyle: You'll have some tea... are you sure you don't want any? Aw go on, you'll have some. Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!