Edward Asner credited as playing...
Sgt. Mike Cosgrove
- Freakazoid: Cosgrove, how come you never got married?
- Cosgrove: Because I like meat too much.
- Freakazoid: You can get married and still eat a lot of meat.
- Cosgrove: ...I didn't know that.
- Cosgrove: How come you don't say anything useful?
- Professor Jones: How come you have the IQ of a biscuit?
- Cosgrove: [raising his fist] How would you like me to twist your body into funny balloon animal shapes?
- Professor Jones: [laughs nervous] Perhaps I misspoke.