Lauren Graham credited as playing...
Shelly
- Shelly: . . . dinky, dink. What are you thinking?
- Richard: I've got to dump her before she makes me eat whatever's in that pan. Mmm. Sure smells good.
- Shelly: Bonnie Belinda, let's go give Richard a big kiss!
- Richard: God, it's Richard Karinsky. Please strike me dead. Mmmm.
- Shelly: Now, give her a big kiss back.
- Richard: God, if you miss me, go for the dog.
- [kisses the dog]
- Shelly: [turning off TV] I love that movie. You know what? We're kind of like Kermit and Miss Piggy, too, aren't we? Okay, now they take Manhattan!
- Richard: That's it. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
- [picks his nose]
- Shelly: Richard!
- Richard: Shelly, oh, Shelly, I understand if you're totally disgusted and you never want to see me again.
- Shelly: No. That tells me that we are comfortable enough to do these things in front of each other. I'm going to go get my toenail clippers.
- Richard: Ahhh!