Will Sasso credited as playing...
Various • Kenny Rogers • Bill Clinton • Bartender • Juror • Talkin' American Host • Big John • Birthday Dad • Charlie Newall • Chris Finn • Detective • Elton John • Eracist Player Hugh • Fred Metz • Fred from 'I Love Lucy '98' • Guess Who's Coming to Dinner Dad • Hank Richardson • Hanson • Harris • Huge Jim Haden • Jerry Falwell • Johnny Burger • King • Larry Flynt • Line-Up Guy #1 • Lorne's Father • Man in Toilet • Michael Caine • Nick • Perry White • Peter Sanders as Timmy • Robert De Niro • Roger • Rui • Secret Service Agent Tommy • Senor Bag of Crap • Student • Tony Soprano • Vampire Umpire
- Man: [a t-ball coach teaching Stuart to swing] Now, Stuart, you have to get angry and swing at the ball. What makes you angry , Stuart?
- Stuart Larkin: [eyes narrow, voice becomes a growling whisper] The *world*.
- Mrs. Campbell: Now see, that is why I never did buy a gun is because I just don't think shooting yourself sounds like any fun!
- Man: Lady, I didn't do it on purpose.
- Mrs. Campbell: You didn't? Well, now, let me ask you a question... do you have a television?
- Man: Yes.
- Mrs. Campbell: Have you ever seen this TV show? It's called "The News"...?