Jerry O'Connell credited as playing...
Quinn Mallory • Gareth Carr
- Quinn Mallory: [season one monologue/opening] What if you could find brand new worlds right here on Earth? Where anything is possible. Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.
- Quinn Mallory: [season three opening monologue] What if you found a portal to a parallel universe? What if you could Slide into a thousand different worlds? Where it's the same year, and you're the same person, but everything else is different. And what if you can't find your way home?
- Quinn Mallory: [season two opening monologue] What if you could travel to parallel worlds? The same year, the same Earth, only different dimensions. A world where the Russians rule America... or where your dreams of being superstar came true... or where San Francisco was a maximum-security prison. My friends and I found the gateway. Now the problem is... finding a way back home.
- [a group of Amish-dressed people are coming to attack Colin Mallory]
- Quinn Michael Mallory: Great! We're gonna get beat up by the cast of Witness!