Serena Evans credited as playing...
Sergeant Patricia Dawkins
- [Sergent Patricia Dawkins nearly cast as tomahawk in Peter Pan panto last year]
- Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: You'll be a wonderful red indian maid.
- Sergent Patricia Dawkins: That's silly little costume, my thigh's too fat.
- Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: What an absurd thing for you to say.
- Sergent Patricia Dawkins: You're saying that just to be nice.
- Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: No, I'm sure there's a number of red indians have fat thighs.
- Sergent Patricia Dawkins: We are not the first, and we won't be the last couple to have problems with our sex life.
- Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: We do not have a problem.
- Sergent Patricia Dawkins: We don't have a sex life!
- Inspector Raymond C. Fowler: Exactly, so I can hardly see how there could be a problem with it!
- Sergent Patricia Dawkins: [reading the card attached to the champagne and chocolates Raymond has given her] To my dearest Maggie, spelled with one g and a y. Sorry about arresting the lollipop man any chance of a bunk up later, love Kevin.
- Sergent Patricia Dawkins: [Slaps Raymond and walks off]
- Const. Maggie Habib: [Slaps Kevin and walks off]
- P.C. Goody: [to Inspector Fowler] Do you think we got away with it, sir?