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Pinky and the Brain

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Woof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.
The Brain: True.
Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
The Brain: To my knowledge, never.
Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
The Brain: Next to nil.
Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
The Brain: Therefore, you ARE pondering what I'm pondering.
Pinky: Poit! I guess I am.

The Brain: I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get where I am today.

The Brain: This is the Earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other... is the Earth.

The Brain: We're going to a place where the Sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.
Pinky: We're going to Denny's?

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?

The Brain: Hurry up, Pinky, If we don't get to Carly Simon's house I'll never know if that song was about me.

The Brain: So, you sacked the cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker?
Mr. Sackett: The second cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker I've sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?

The Brain: Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence." You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Pinky: :
[first lines]
Pinky: Gee, Brain, whaddya wanna do tonight?
The Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!
Singers: :
[opening theme song]
Singers: They're Pinky and the Brain / Yes, Pinky and the Brain / One is a genius, the other's insane / They're laboratory mice, their genes have been spliced / They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain / Before each night is done, their plan will be unfurled / By the dawning of the Sun, they'll take over the world / They're Pinky and the Brain / Yes, Pinky and the Brain / Their twilight campaign is easy to explain / To prove their mousy worth, they'll overthrow the Earth / They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain / Narf!

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils. Narf!

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking, what would the children look like?

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?