James Cromwell credited as playing...
Farmer Hoggett
- [last lines]
- Narrator: And though every single human in the stands or in the commentary boxes was at a complete loss for words, the man who in his life had uttered fewer words than any of them knew exactly what to say.
- Farmer Hoggett: That'll do, pig. That'll do.
- Mrs. Esme Hoggett: Are you doing him tonight then?
- Farmer Hoggett: Mmm.
- Mrs. Esme Hoggett: Good. The blood'll drain by morning.
- Farmer Hoggett: Pity...
- Mrs. Esme Hoggett: What's that?
- Farmer Hoggett: Nothing.
- Mrs. Esme Hoggett: What on Earth are you babbling on about?
- Farmer Hoggett: ...Shame, to miss out on the best ham prize at next year's fair, is all. Nice plump haunches he's getting... Beautiful. Still... silly to wait, I suppose.
- [Esme stares at him]