Whoopi Goldberg credited as playing...
Jane
- Jane: ...Do you miss it?
- Robin: What?
- Jane: Sex.
- Robin: Yeah, I do... You know what's weird? You never know the last time you sleep with somebody it's the last time. You're thinking: "Oh, we got problems, we got work to do," you know, but you never think... and then you break up and a month later you look back and you go: "Oh, that was it." That Tuesday or Friday or whenever, and you wished you paid attention because it was the last time... Well.
- Massarelli, Prosecuting Attorney: One last time: are - you - gay?
- Jane: Yes - I - am.
- [Massarelli turns away, satisfied]
- Jane: I bet a lot of women tell you that. But in my case, it happens to be true.
- Jane: [Elaine is crying at Robin's bedside, the nurse thinks her sniffles are relative to a cold, and tells her she could aggravate her daughter's condition] It's not a goddamn cold! Don't be such a hoo-hoo.
- Nurse: [apathetic] And what's a hoo-hoo?
- Elaine: [kindly] It's a cunt, dear.
- [nurse gasps]
- Elaine: Now why don't you leave us alone?
- Jane: No, we're not taking drug money on the road with us. Put it back.
- Holly: Well, it's not like you can tell by looking at it.
- Jane: OK, you have a point: we'll just take half, all right? And we are not taking drugs on the road with us, either. So give them back.
- [Holly returns the stash]
- Jane: Thank you.
- Holly: You're welcome.
- Robin: I had a crush on a woman once. I was ten.
- Jane: That's when I had crushes on boys.
- Robin: She... she was a strawberry blonde. That's what my mom called her. She was the babysitter at a hotel we stayed at right before my dad went to Vietnam. She's beautiful. Strawberry blonde.
- Jane: I used to be strawberry blonde too.
- Robin: It was me you loved, wasn't it?
- Jane: Yeah. Still.
- Robin: I loved you too.