Matthew McConaughey credited as playing...
Abe
- Holly: [while Abe munches on his cob of corn] See this is her old problem. She creates a situation where she gets this rejection that everyone else sees coming.
- Robin: She just wasn't being honest.
- Holly: Well, I think it's a black thing too.
- Elaine: [more shocked] Jane is black?
- Abe: [mouth full of corn from his cob] Yes, Ma'am. She sure is.
- Robin: And you can't live a lie. You just can't.
- Holly: [glancing at Abe] Well, there's lying and then there's... just not telling.
- [Munching on his cob of corn, Abe glances up at her]
- Robin: Big diff.
- Elaine: She's a black Lesbian?
- Abe: [mouth full of corn from his cob] Yes, Ma'am. That is right.
- Elaine: [looking at Robin] And she was living here? With you?
- Holly: No, no, no no, no no. She was just living here. They weren't like fucking or anything.
- [Elaine gasps; Robin rolls her eyes. Abe laughs, nearly choking on his corn]
- Holly: [seeing Robin's expression and reconsidering] Were you?
- Elaine: [shocked] Were you?
- Abe: [eager] Were you?
- Robin: [indignantly disregarding them] Ah - I'll get the coffee.
- Holly: Anyway, uhm... Jane called me at work, wanted to know how you are.
- Robin: I'm fine.
- Elaine: Who's Jane?
- Abe: [mouth full of corn from his cob] Jane used to live here up until a few days ago.
- Robin: You stay out of this, Holly. It's between me and Jane.
- Holly: Well, she asked for my advice, so I told her she's anti-Lesbian.
- Robin: I am not.
- Elaine: [shocked] Who's a Lesbian?
- Robin: Jane is.
- Elaine: [shocked] And she was living here?
- Abe: Yes, Ma'am.
- Robin: [indignant] I am not 'anti-Lesbian'!
- Holly: Not you, her.
- Elaine: Who?
- Robin: Jane.