Christopher Daniel Barnes credited as playing...
Greg Brady
- Eddie: Get out! This is a car jack!
- Greg Brady: [rolls down the window] Well, of course this is a car. But my name's not Jack. It's Greg.
- Marcia Brady: [suggesting a way to raise money] I've got it! We could enter that Search For The Stars contest! First prize is twenty thousand dollars!
- Greg Brady: That's a great idea, Marcia!
- Bobby Brady: Great idea, Marcia!
- Jan Brady: Am I invisible? Do I not have a voice? I had that idea two days ago!
- Peter Brady: [disgusted] Oh come on, Jan.
- Marcia Brady: Charlie asked me to the dance, and I said yes. Then Doug asked me to the dance, and I said yes to him too. What am I going to do?
- Greg Brady: Well, you just tell the guy you don't wanna go with, something suddenly came up.
- Marcia Brady: And that works?
- Greg Brady: Sure. Girls say it to me all the time.
- [Mrs. Dittmeyer tucks mail into Greg's pants]
- Mrs. Dena Dittmeyer: My, you've gotten so big. You're almost as big as your daddy.
- Greg Brady: And I'm still growing.
- Mrs. Dena Dittmeyer: Right before my very eyes.
- Greg Brady: And that's why I called this meeting.
- Marcia Brady: Greg, what are we going to do?
- Peter Brady: Yeah, if we don't raise $20,000 in one week, we'll have to move.
- Bobby Brady: And go to a new school.
- Jan Brady: And make new friends.
- Marcia Brady: But Jan, you don't have any friends.