Jennifer Elise Cox credited as playing...
Jan Brady
- Marcia Brady: [in Jan's thought] But Jan, you don't have friends. You're just jealous Jan.
- [Jan wakes up, holds a pair of scissors like a knife, and starts to cut Marcia's hair]
- Cindy Brady: Jan, what are you doing?
- Jan Brady: Go back to sleep Cindy!
- Cindy Brady: Jan don't. Marcia's hair is so beautiful.
- Jan Brady: Exactly. That's why I'm gonna make alot of money when I sell it.
- [Jan continues to cut Marcia's hair]
- Jan Brady: [laughs psychotically]
- Cindy Brady: [Screams]
- [Carol and Alice come into the room]
- Carol Brady: Jan, what are you doing?
- [Marcia's got a new hairdo]
- Carol Brady: Oh Marcia, I love your hair!
- Alice: What a groovy hairdo!
- Cindy Brady: Oh, you're so beautiful!
- Jan Brady: No! She was supposed to look bad! No! No!
- [Jan wakes up]
- Jan Brady: What a horrible dream.
- Trucker: Sounds like some family misses someone they love very much.
- Jan Brady: I don't have a family!
- Trucker: Oh, no family. You know, sometimes I'm out here working the graveyard shift, and, I can't help thinking what might have been. If I had settled down early and had kids. Three boys, three girls. Ah, but then a little voice in my head says "are you kidding? They'd probably just treat you like a maid."
- [Offering a cup to her]
- Trucker: You want some of this, Jan?
- Jan Brady: No thanks. You have a little voice in your head, too?
- Trucker: Oh, honey, when you're on the road as long as I am, you've gotta talk to somebody.
- Marcia Brady: [suggesting a way to raise money] I've got it! We could enter that Search For The Stars contest! First prize is twenty thousand dollars!
- Greg Brady: That's a great idea, Marcia!
- Bobby Brady: Great idea, Marcia!
- Jan Brady: Am I invisible? Do I not have a voice? I had that idea two days ago!
- Peter Brady: [disgusted] Oh come on, Jan.
- Jan Brady: [suggesting a way to raise money] I saw a sign at school today for a Search For The Stars contest. First prize is exactly twenty thousand dollars.
- Marcia Brady: Oh sure Jan, like we'd really win.
- Greg Brady: And that's why I called this meeting.
- Marcia Brady: Greg, what are we going to do?
- Peter Brady: Yeah, if we don't raise $20,000 in one week, we'll have to move.
- Bobby Brady: And go to a new school.
- Jan Brady: And make new friends.
- Marcia Brady: But Jan, you don't have any friends.
- Jan Brady: It's my like my head tells me different things and I get very confused.
- Mrs. Cummings: Inner voices? Good, that's good. Let's explore that.
- Jan Brady: [Jan's inner voices quarrel with each other] What does she mean inner voices? I don't think that's any of her business. But it's her job to ask questions. You are so dumb!
- [out loud]
- Jan Brady: I don't have inner voices.