Olivia Hack credited as playing...
Cindy Brady
- Marcia Brady: [in Jan's thought] But Jan, you don't have friends. You're just jealous Jan.
- [Jan wakes up, holds a pair of scissors like a knife, and starts to cut Marcia's hair]
- Cindy Brady: Jan, what are you doing?
- Jan Brady: Go back to sleep Cindy!
- Cindy Brady: Jan don't. Marcia's hair is so beautiful.
- Jan Brady: Exactly. That's why I'm gonna make alot of money when I sell it.
- [Jan continues to cut Marcia's hair]
- Jan Brady: [laughs psychotically]
- Cindy Brady: [Screams]
- [Carol and Alice come into the room]
- Carol Brady: Jan, what are you doing?
- [Marcia's got a new hairdo]
- Carol Brady: Oh Marcia, I love your hair!
- Alice: What a groovy hairdo!
- Cindy Brady: Oh, you're so beautiful!
- Jan Brady: No! She was supposed to look bad! No! No!
- [Jan wakes up]
- Jan Brady: What a horrible dream.
- Cindy Brady: [her demonic inner voices] Cindy. Oh Cindy. Why does Jan get all the attention? Yeah. It's always Jan, Jan, Jan.
- Cindy Brady: [lisps] Mom asked me to ask you if there's any mail for us here by mistake.
- Mr. Dittmeyer: I don't understand you. What do you want?
- Cindy Brady: Mom asked me to ask you if there's any mail for us here by mistake.
- Mr. Dittmeyer: What?
- Cindy Brady: Mom asked me to ask you if there's any mail for us here by mistake.
- Mr. Dittmeyer: Nope, not a clue.
- Mrs. Dena Dittmeyer: She wants the Brady's' mail, Larry!
- Mr. Dittmeyer: Thank you, darling! So kind of you to climb out from under your hangover.
- Mr Dittmeyer: Why don't you hop back on the Swiss Miss package where you belong huh?
- Cindy Brady: Okay!
- Carol Brady: Why don't you help Alice bake some cookies?
- Cindy Brady: Okay Mommy
- [talking to Alice]
- Cindy Brady: Can my doll help too?
- Alice: As long as it's not Betsy Wetsy. She makes my cookies soggy woggy.