Shari Albert credited as playing...
Susan
- Susan: Patrick, our relationship has run its course. I think we're better off going out and finding new people, new experiences, ideas.
- Patrick: Hey, hey... I don't need any new ideas, all right? I'm confused enough already!
- [beat]
- Patrick: But what about us? We were going to get married.
- Susan: Come on, Patrick. That was just talk, right? We were just kids. Besides, would you ever be willing to become Jewish? Huh?
- Patrick: [incredulously] Become a *Jew*?
- Susan: Yes!
- Patrick: Convert? Why should *I* convert? I'm a practicing Catholic, for God's sakes! I go to church once a week! You go to temple, what, once a year? My religion plays a bigger part in my life than yours does in yours. If anyone should convert, it should be you!
- Susan: *Your* religion is crazy!