Jack Mulcahy credited as playing...
Jack McMullen
- Patrick: She wants me back
- Jack McMullen: What about the baby?
- Patrick: She had a miscarriage
- Jack McMullen: Jesus, talk about the luck of the Irish
- Barry McMullen: I went down to the grave this morning.
- Jack McMullen: And?
- Barry McMullen: And... I'm happy to report that, uh, he's still dead.
- Patrick: This is... this is funny stuff, Barry. Take it on the road, pal.
- Jack McMullen: [reminiscing about their father] Remember some of that stuff he'd say when he was half in the bag?
- Barry McMullen: [mimicking his father] You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
- Patrick McMullen: The only thing I wanna hear out of you is nothing!
- Jack McMullen: And when I asked Dad how he liked my new red varsity jacket? He said 'You should get another one in blue and burn the both of em'.
- Jack McMullen: Jesus! How about a mercy flush...?
- Patrick McMullen: Hey, I'm going to the bathroom here. Whatdja expect it to smell like...?
- Jack McMullen: Yeah? Well, you ought to be going to a doctor. Either that or I'll get Molly to change butchers.