Bikini Drive-in

Bikini Drive-In was the true unofficial sequel to the Bikini Car Wash Company films in my opinion. Interestingly, when I saw the credits at the start, Fred Olen Ray was the producer and Jim Wynorski was the director.

A movie with a familiar plot: someone has inherited something(namely an old drive-in theater) and she has to save it from bankruptcy. She and another man, who wanted to buy the property, choose to show old drive-in classics form the 50's and 60's and make it a party zone. This makes her happy because she is coming off a bad end to a relationship.

With this plot, who needs sex and nudity? But because the cast can't act, in comes the sex and nudity, and boy is it good. Ashley Rhey, former hardcore flash Sarah Bellomo, and Michelle Bauer strut their stuff. The sex in the Unrated version is pretty spicy. The movie lives up to being fun; you almost feel like you're there yourself. The only problem is that the film ends abruptly, like there wasn't a truly big climactic scene. Still, that doesn't deter that this is good fun, created during the golden age of MFV.

P.S. Don't diss nerdy people unless you see what's under their clothes. This movie will show you why!

Bikini Drive-In features most of the actors from "Dinosaur Island" (Peter Spellos, Ross Hagen, Richard Gabai, Michelle Bauer) plus some straight-to-cable softcore veterans like Ashley Rhey. It follows the classic STSWB (save the something with breasts) plot: Girl inherits grandpa's drive in, must raise money in limited time to keep it, dreams up idea of letting girls in bikinis work there. Sound familiar? You probably haven't seen this movie, but you've seen one like it. I give it a solid B for many laughable parts and lots of skin. Skin-O-Max master Fred Olen Ray directs this flick.

The basis for this review is the 2023 Blu-ray.

Fred Olen Ray fans will be very happy; the results he achieved with this restoration are stunning. The movie looks like it was shot yesterday. Colors that were dull and muddy on the old version now pop. The clumpy grain and pixelation that marred the old DVD? Gone, replaced by a clean and crisp image, one that has not been DNR'd to death. The original 4x3 aspect ratio has been preserved, so no worries about image cropping. Frankly, I've seen releases by big Hollywood studios that didn't look anywhere near as good as this. Mr. Ray did not ignore the sound quality, either. Dialogue is clear, and the under appreciated soundtrack can be heard in all its glory. The movie is also completely uncut and uncensored. And oh, boy...it's a veritable feast for the eyes, featuring an impressive roster of early 90s T&A actresses.

"Bikini Drive-In" is a 1993 incarnation of an old trope: a failing business that is saved by the timely intervention of a group of attractive women. It's simple, effective, and provides the groundwork for ninety minutes of goofy, sexy fun. One scene in particular, featuring Michelle Bauer and Richard Gabai, exemplifies this. Trust me, you'll know it when you see it.

I couldn't write a review for this film and not mention Sarah Bellomo, of "Beach Babes From Beyond" fame. She's hotter than Texas asphalt during a heat wave in August.

Do not ignore the special features; every single one of them is worth a look. The commentary track with Fred Ray and Richard Gabai is both funny and interesting. I would argue that this is one of Mr. Ray's best movies, and one of the best discs released under the Retromedia label. Highly recommended. Hopefully, he will do the same for "Bikini Airways" one day.

Bikini Drive-In is a proud contributor to the "we must save the (insert place here) by getting naked" genre. Ashley Rey stars as Kim Taylor a sexy young woman who inherits her grandfather's car wash and finds herself in danger of losing it if she doesn't come up with 25,000 dollars in four days. If she doesn't then a greedy land developer (David Friedman- hamming it up) will tear it down and build a super mall. He sends his handsome son (Richard Gabai playing it cool and funny)to strong arm her and they end up in a hot and steamy love scene (unrated edition only). They join forces with Sara Bellomo (or to all you porn fans out there "Roxanne Blaze")and a cast of busty bikini babes to put on a movie marathon to raise money. Nikki Fritz and Tom Shell play two nerds in love. Once Nikki Fritz removes her bathing suit and takes off her glasses then she and Tom have wild sex in the storage room.It's a shame that Tom Shell isn't acting anymore because he is adorable. Becky Lebeau makes an appearance and also contributes some great songs (Wild Fire, Point of Seduction, Lost Without You, Caught in the Middle of love) and it's a wonder why she hasn't gotten some kind of music deal. Fred Olen Ray contributes a funny cameo as Randy Rocket and Michelle Bauer as a scream queen. I have to stress that if you do see this movie then see it unrated. The steamy love scenes do not exist in their entirety in the rated version.

"Bikini Drive-In" is a delightful and light-hearted romp that captures the essence of carefree summer fun. This retro-inspired comedy, directed by Fred Olen Ray, takes viewers on a wild ride filled with humor, bikini-clad beauties, and a dash of nostalgia that will have you grinning from ear to ear.

The film's premise is simple and cheeky - a struggling drive-in theater, owned by the affable Jeff (played by the charming Blake Bahner), faces imminent foreclosure. In a desperate attempt to save the beloved venue, Jeff and his friends come up with the wild idea of turning it into a bikini drive-in, featuring swimsuit-clad attendants, as a ploy to attract more customers. The ensuing antics and misadventures that follow make for a hilarious and entertaining plot.

What makes "Bikini Drive-In" a joy to watch is its unapologetic embrace of nostalgia for the '80s and the golden era of drive-in theaters. The film's retro charm is evident in its music, fashion, and the general vibe, which will transport viewers back to a simpler time when drive-ins were the place to be. This nostalgic element is a warm and inviting aspect of the movie, making it an excellent choice for those seeking a dose of retro entertainment.

The ensemble cast, including the vivacious Michelle Bauer and the charismatic Gunnar Hansen, deliver performances that perfectly fit the tone of the film. Their chemistry adds to the humor and charm of "Bikini Drive-In," and you'll find yourself rooting for these characters as they strive to save their beloved drive-in.

The film's comedic timing is spot on, and it's filled with lighthearted and entertaining gags that keep the laughter flowing throughout. It's a refreshing departure from more serious and somber movies, offering a welcome escape into a world of laughter and lighthearted fun.

Fred Olen Ray's direction ensures that the film maintains its focus on entertainment and fun. He crafts a breezy and entertaining narrative that never takes itself too seriously, allowing the audience to sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

The soundtrack and classic tunes featured in "Bikini Drive-In" add to its overall appeal, enhancing the experience with catchy melodies that complement the lighthearted atmosphere.

"Bikini Drive-In" is a throwback to a bygone era of cinema that celebrates the joy of summer, friendship, and good-natured humor. It's a film that doesn't ask for much, but it delivers a whole lot of fun. So, if you're in the mood for a feel-good, nostalgic escape, "Bikini Drive-In" is the perfect choice for a carefree movie night that will leave you with a smile on your face.