Peter Gunn credited as playing...
Terry Colcott
- Terry Colcott: I told you, no stag night, Dean. No gettin' pissed and no old stripper makin' me rub baby oil into her pink bits.
- Dean Raymond: It's not a stag night.
- Terry Colcott: No?
- Dean Raymond: We're going surfing.
- Terry Colcott: Bastards! You kidnap me, then you expect me to sleep in this - tin can with my sinuses!
- J.C.: It's a lot bigger than it looks on the inside, Ter. I promise. It's a bit like, you know, like the TARDIS.
- Josh Tambini: What do you and Sarah have in common?
- Terry Colcott: We watch TV.
- Josh Tambini: Yeah, apart from watching TV?
- Terry Colcott: Watch videos.
- Terry Colcott: Your marriage didn't work out.
- Josh Tambini: Exactly. Just because men and women's genitalia happen to fit together, we think we're supposed to spend the rest of our lives together.
- Terry Colcott: I know what I want to do.
- J.C.: You name it, Ter. Anything, man.
- Terry Colcott: I want the biggest Cornish cream tea you've ever seen.
- Josh Tambini: Livin' on the edge, Terry.
- Terry Colcott: That's Mary Fenton.
- Dean Raymond: What, the actress? Nah, maybe, is it? She was...
- Terry Colcott: Guinevere in "Arthur's Knights".
- Dean Raymond: Yeah, Monday nights when we were kids. Is it?
- Terry Colcott: It is, it is. She's a goddess.
- Dean Raymond: She's smiling at you. You've got to go for it.
- Terry Colcott: I'm getting married.
- Dean Raymond: If you don't, I will. Guinevere's got a wet chastity belt.
- Terry Colcott: I could have wasted my life.
- J.C.: Yeah, but, I mean, what about Sarah?
- Terry Colcott: I've got to do what makes me happy, not what other people expect me to do.