Sean Pertwee credited as playing...
J.C.
- Terry Colcott: Bastards! You kidnap me, then you expect me to sleep in this - tin can with my sinuses!
- J.C.: It's a lot bigger than it looks on the inside, Ter. I promise. It's a bit like, you know, like the TARDIS.
- Dean Raymond: You've got it sussed, guy.
- J.C.: Yeah. One life, no fear.
- Dean Raymond: Yeah, live for today!
- J.C.: It takes a massive storm to set it off. The swell - it rushes in - then, smacks against the rock - and boom! Biggest waves you've ever seen, man. You see, the wave it sucks up all the water - so you miss your take-off, it's gonna slam you straight into the slab. We call it, "the boneyard."
- J.C.: Just remember I live here, all right?
- Josh Tambini: What, you think we're gonna embarrass you?
- J.C.: No. Just don't ask for any Beach Boys records and don't try using any surf-speak.
- Terry Colcott: I know what I want to do.
- J.C.: You name it, Ter. Anything, man.
- Terry Colcott: I want the biggest Cornish cream tea you've ever seen.
- Josh Tambini: Livin' on the edge, Terry.
- Dean Raymond: You know, it's so easy when you're twenty and you think everything'll be all right. And then - everything goes shit and - there's no one there to help you out.
- J.C.: All you had to do was ask.
- Dean Raymond: "You're as young as you feel" - Granddad!
- J.C.: Will you fuck off, Dean! I'm Getting sick of you, man. You fucked Terry up and all you wanna do is take the piss outta me.
- Dean Raymond: I'm havin' a laugh.
- J.C.: You're acting like a yob.
- Dean Raymond: We come all the way down here and you're more worried about chasing after some bird.
- J.C.: Chloe is not a "bird".
- Josh Tambini: Dean, we're surfers. The word is "babe".
- Dean Raymond: Oh, yeah, sorry, "babe".
- Dean Raymond: Boneyard massive?
- J.C.: Chloe!
- Dean Raymond: Forget Chloe, man. This is about the boneyard. Surf it. You'll be a hero.
- Terry Colcott: I could have wasted my life.
- J.C.: Yeah, but, I mean, what about Sarah?
- Terry Colcott: I've got to do what makes me happy, not what other people expect me to do.