Donald Faison credited as playing...
Murray
- Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!
- Cher, Dionne: A what?
- Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?
- Cher: Uh-uh, no way, not even!
- Murray: Yes, even; he's gay!
- Dionne: He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy can dress.
- Cher: Oh, my God, l am totally buggin'. l feel like such a bonehead.
- Murray: Woman, lend me fi' dollas.
- Dionne: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman".
- Murray: Excuse me, "Ms. Dionne."
- Dionne: Thank you.
- Murray: Okay, but, street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones.
- Murray: Woman, why don't you be answerin' any of my pages?
- Dionne: I hate when you call me woman.
- Murray: Where you been all weekend? What's up? You been jeepin' behind my back?
- Dionne: Jeepin'? Jeepin'? No. But, speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain how this cheap K-Mart hair extension got into the backseat of your car.
- Murray: I don't know where that came from. That looks like one of your little stringy somethin' or an others you got over here.
- Dionne: I do not wear polyester hair, okay? Unlike some people I know like Shawana.
- Cher: Dee, I'm outty.
- Dionne: Bye.
- Murray: Why do you got to go there? Why do you gotta go there? Is it that time of the month again?
- Dionne: [about Murray shaving his head] Why do you care what *he* thinks, Murray? I'm the one who has to look at you! What am I gonna do with you now? And right before the yearbook pictures? What am I gonna tell my grandchildren? You know what? That's it...
- Murray: That's it!
- Dionne: You wanna play games?
- Murray: You wanna play games?
- Dionne: I'm calling your mother!
- Murray: Wait! Don't call my mom! Don't call my mom...
- Cher: [Talking with Dionne while Murray is coaching her on driving] Actually going all the way is like a really big decision... I can't believe i was so capricious about it... Dee, i almost had sex with him!
- Murray: You almost had sex with who?
- Cher: Christian.
- Murray: [laughs]
- Dionne: What?
- Murray: Yo, look, are you bitches blind or something?