Rob Reiner credited as playing...
Dr. Townsend
- Dr. David Townsend: Divorced Americans are the most unhappy people in the world, with a possible exception of married Scandinavians.
- Dr. David Townsend: We're back, I'm Doctor David Townsend. And we're talking about divorce. It effects all of us, and hurts many of us. And in the next forty-eight hours, that is all we will be talking about; divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E, tell you what it means to me.
- Linda: Last week was my son Kevin's birthday, he turned six.
- Dr. David Townsend: Happy Birthday, Kevin.
- Linda: And his father was supposed to come take him to a hockey game. He likes hockey because there's fighting, and people can get hurt. His father, not Kevin. He just loves fighting.
- Dr. David Townsend: Well, than can be healthy. Or... not healthy. Go on.
- Linda: Well we wait, and we wait and we wait and he never shows up. He missed his own son's birthday, he didn't even call.
- Dr. David Townsend: That son of a bitch! Can I say that on the radio? Because that is the only word for it; son of a bitch!