William Baldwin credited as playing...
Det. Max Kirkpatrick
- Jodi Kirkpatrick: So, genius, have you ever pissed off the KGB?
- Max: KGB?
- Jodi Kirkpatrick: The Russian letter for Z looks like a 3. So 33 means ZZ which means Zapatnya Zabov, which means "Death to the West". They were based out of Cuba to strike Western targets. *They* being KGB Away Teams.
- [beat]
- Jodi Kirkpatrick: They were the Navy SEALS of the Spy World. Wet Works, Black Bag Jobs, Electronic Surveillance, if it was bad, these guys did it!
- Max: Fuck DID, they're DOING! And they're *right on my ass*!
- Jodi Kirkpatrick: Avoid anything that leaves electronic footprints because they WILL find it! Seriously, these people can crawl into your living room and pick your nose for you.
- Kate McQuean: You know that they call a Florida cop in a three-piece suit?
- Max Kilpatric: No. What?
- Kate McQuean: The defendant!
- [Max is on the phone with a convenience store clerk and Ilya Kazak]
- Max Kirkpatrick: Why don't you drop that bullshit American accent.
- Ilya Kazak: [sounding American] I don't know what you mean.
- Max Kirkpatrick: Dosvedanya, Asshole!
- Convenience Store Clerk: Dosve... WHAT!
- Ilya Kazak: [normal voice] Dosvedanya, Asshole?
- Convenience Store Clerk: Yo man, fuck YOU and fuck whoever ELSE on the phone!
- [hangs up]
- Ilya Kazak: Clever BASTARD!
- [hangs up]
- Max Kirkpatrick: Please, Rita. Just cut me a little slack on space, OK.
- Rita: No, no, no! You have run out of slacks, Max! No more slacks for you!
- [after using his computer's keyboard to subdue an armed man]
- Max Kirkpatrick: So, a computer *is* good for something after all.
- [confronting Kazak on the Tortuga]
- Max Kirkpatrick: You killed my partner, my cousin, my crew...
- Ilya Kazak: [mockingly] Ssssssorry.
- Max Kirkpatrick: You really have no conscience, do you?
- Ilya Kazak: Oh, I can't afford the luxury of a conscience.
- [to his guards]
- Ilya Kazak: Kill him!