Joe Don Baker credited as playing...
Jack Wade
- James Bond: Who is the competition?
- Jack Wade: Ah, an ex-KGB guy. Tough mother. Got a limp in his right leg. Name's Zukovsky.
- James Bond: Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky?
- Jack Wade: Yeah, you know him?
- James Bond: I gave him the limp.
- Jack Wade: Now, let me get this straight, Jimmy - you shot him in the leg, you stole his car, you took his girl and now you want Valentin Zukovsky to set you up with Janus?
- James Bond: Yes.
- Jack Wade: Well, what are you going to do, appeal to his heart?
- James Bond: No, his wallet.
- Jack Wade: Oh, that might work.
- Natalya Simonova: [Kissing in a field] I suppose there's someone watching.
- James Bond: There's no one within twenty-five miles, believe me.
- Jack Wade: [Out of nowhere] Yo, Jimbo!
- James Bond: In London, April's a spring month.
- Jack Wade: Oh yeah? And what are you, the weatherman? I mean, for crying out loud... another stiff-ass Brit, with your secret codes and your passwords. One of these days you guys are gonna learn just to drop it.
- [last lines]
- Jack Wade: Maybe you two would like to finish debriefing each other at Guantanamo, hmm?
- James Bond: You ready?
- Natalya Simonova: I'm not going on a helicopter with you. No plane. No train. Nothing that moves.
- James Bond: Darling, what could possibly go wrong, eh?
- Jack Wade: Come on, my car's over there.
- James Bond: After you.
- Jack Wade: Thank you.
- [comes up after Jack Wade and traps him with the car door and draws his gun on him]
- James Bond: Like you said, "Drop it".
- Jack Wade: All right, in London April is a spring month, whereas in St. Petersburg we're freezing our butts off. Is that close enough for government work?
- James Bond: No. Show me the rose.
- Jack Wade: Please, no.
- [Bonds shoves his gun into Wade]
- Jack Wade: Alright, alright, alright.
- [Wade unbuckles his pants and shows him his rose tattoo with the name "Muffy"]
- James Bond: Muffy?
- Jack Wade: Third wife.
- Jack Wade: Are you sure you want to do this? The last guy who dropped in uninvited went home air freight - in very small boxes.
- James Bond: Make sure they send me home first class.
- James Bond: What are you doing here, Wade?
- Jack Wade: Uh, I am not here. The CIA has no knowledge, no involvement. Absolutely nothing to do with your insertion into Cuba. If you catch my drift?
- [Jack Wade borrows Bond's BMW]
- James Bond: Don't push any of the buttons in that car.
- Jack Wade: I'm just gonna go bombing around in it.
- James Bond: Exactly.
- Jack Wade: Will you hand me that wrench, Jimmy?
- James Bond: So, what do you know about Janus?
- Jack Wade: Zilch!
- Jack Wade: Rumor has it, he lives on one of those old Soviet missile trains - that armored stuff they used to run around the country so we couldn't target 'em. You want to hand me that hammer, Jimbo. No, the bigger one, the sledge. Anyways, to tell the truth, you don't find this guy, he finds you.