Desmond Llewelyn credited as playing...
Q
- [Q has blown up a dummy with an explosive pen]
- Q: Don't say it...
- James Bond: The writing is on the wall.
- Q: Along with the rest of him.
- Q: A pen. This is a Class 4 grenade. Three clicks arms the four-second fuse, another three disarms it.
- [Bond takes the pen, clicks three times]
- James Bond: How long did you say the fuse was?
- [Q takes the pen back and disarms it]
- Q: Oh grow up, 007.
- James Bond: They always said the pen was mightier than the sword.
- Q: Thanks to me they were right!
- [Q appears, wheelchair-bound with his leg in a cast]
- James Bond: Morning, Q. Sorry about the leg. Skiing?
- [Q's leg "cast" fires a rocket across the room]
- Q: Hunting!
- Q: Right. Now pay attention, 007. First, your new car - BMW Agile 54 with gears. All points radar. Self destruct system. And, naturally, all the usual refinements. Now, this I'm particularly proud of - behind the headlights, stinger missiles!
- James Bond: Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office.
- Q: Need I remind you, 007, that you have a licence to kill, not to break the traffic laws.
- Q: Now, a typical leather belt... male, size 34 buckle, notch.
- [Bond is playing with a computer]
- Q: Are you finished?
- [Bond closes the laptop]
- James Bond: Yes.
- Q: Good. A typical leather belt...