Jason Marsden credited as playing...
Max Goof
- Max: Now look where you got us, Dad!
- Goofy: Where *I* got us?
- Max: You should've let me stay at home!
- Goofy: Why? So you'd end up in prison?
- Max: Prison? What are you talking about?
- Goofy: Your principal called me!
- Max: It's not what you think, Dad!
- Goofy: You even lied to me!
- Max: I had to! You were ruining my life!
- Goofy: I was only tryin' to take my boy fishin', okay?
- Max: I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad! I've grown up! I've got my own life now!
- Goofy: I know that! I just wanted to be part of it.
- [calmer]
- Goofy: You're my son, Max. No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son.
- Max: [referring to electronic equipment] Wow! All this is for us?
- Bobby: Mmm... Slurpish.
- Max: [taking the equipment] Oh, this is going to be so great, man!
- Bobby: [taking it back] Dude, need fundage, bro.
- Max: Oh, your fee. Yeah, right here.
- [gives him a can of cheese whiz]
- Bobby: [shouts] Cheddar! Aah-ooh! Cheddar whizzy!
- Max: My life's a living...
- Lester: HELL-O, little buddy!
- [Max turns his back and tries to ignore Lester, who comes around to Max's front]
- Lester: Who's your favorite possum?
- Max: Don't touch me!
- Lester: Aw, why such a long face? You're so sad! I know! You need a big hug from Lester!
- Max: Don't even think about IIIIIITTT...
- [Lester gives Max a giant bear hug]
- Lester: See? Now you feel all good inside!
- Max: [Slaps Lester which turns his false head backwards] BEAT IT, doofus!
- Goofy: I saved the best for last. It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof, and now, it's yours, son.
- Max: A stick?
- Goofy: No, silly. A fishing pole!
- Max: Fishing? We're going fishing?
- Goofy: Yup. Just like my dad and me did - two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny *away from it all*!
- Max: I don't want to be *away from it all*, Dad, I like *it all*.
- Goofy: Look, Maxie. We're using the same map me and my dad used. We'll take the same route, make the same stops, see the same sights.
- Max: But that trip will take weeks, Dad!
- Goofy: Exactly! Getting there is half the fun!
- Max: Put the map away, Dad. It's not gonna happen.
- Goofy: Careful, son! You'll ruin my past... and our future. What the map says... we will follow.
- Max: That's very mystical and everything, Dad, but there's seriously this party I have to...
- Goofy: Oh, there will be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie. Why, when I was your age, I'd never even been invited to a party. Look at me now!
- Max: Great, Dad.
- Max: [writing] Dear Roxanne, couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd drop you a line. My dad and I are having a great time. We're only days away from L.A., and I can hardly wait for the big concert!
- Goofy: [in his sleep] More "Hi, Dad" soup, please?
- Max: [writing] Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied, I'm not really going to the Powerline concert. You may never want to see me again...
- [speaking]
- Max: Oh, man! I'm dead no matter what I do!
- [the first day of Goofy's road trip]
- Goofy: [holding a video camera while driving] Day 1: Well, here we are, out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boyhood. And here's...
- [he aims the camera toward a brooding Max]
- Goofy: Maxie! Say, "Hi", Max!
- [Max pays no attention]
- Goofy: Well, how about a wave?
- Max: [putting his hand in front of the camera lens] Not now, Dad.
- Goofy: [laughing] What a kidder.