Bill Farmer credited as playing...
Goofy
- Max: Now look where you got us, Dad!
- Goofy: Where *I* got us?
- Max: You should've let me stay at home!
- Goofy: Why? So you'd end up in prison?
- Max: Prison? What are you talking about?
- Goofy: Your principal called me!
- Max: It's not what you think, Dad!
- Goofy: You even lied to me!
- Max: I had to! You were ruining my life!
- Goofy: I was only tryin' to take my boy fishin', okay?
- Max: I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad! I've grown up! I've got my own life now!
- Goofy: I know that! I just wanted to be part of it.
- [calmer]
- Goofy: You're my son, Max. No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son.
- [Goofy and Pete settle into a hot tub at a motel]
- Pete: So, uh, you and your son seem to be getting along just hunky-dorey, huh?
- Goofy: Yeah, it's been great. You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques worked for me. The harder I tried the worse it got. Once I eased up, things just clicked.
- Pete: Oh, that's swell. So, uh, no problems then, huh?
- Goofy: Not a one.
- Pete: [sighs] I... I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh...
- Goofy: What is it, Pete?
- Pete: Your kid's dupin' ya.
- Goofy: What do you mean?
- Pete: Well, I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he changed the map so... you're headin' straight to L.A., pal.
- Goofy: [shocked] What?
- Pete: Oh, you tried, Goof. He's just a bad kid, that's all.
- Goofy: I don't believe you.
- Pete: What?
- Goofy: I don't believe you, Pete.
- Pete: Well, hey, don't take my word for it. Check your map.
- Goofy: I don't need to check the map. I trust my son.
- [Goofy climbs out of the tub]
- Goofy: You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be, but... he loves me.
- Pete: [irritably] Hey, *my* son *respects* me.
- Goofy: Yeah...
- [Goofy leaves]
- Pete: [calling after him] Check the map, Goof!
- Goofy: [talking to Principal Mazur on the phone] Hello?
- Principal Mazur: Yes, Mr. Goof. This is Principal Mazur. I'm calling in regard to your son, Maximillian.
- Goofy: Max? Oh my gosh! Is he hurt?
- Principal Mazur: No, Mr. Goof. He's in trouble!
- Goofy: Trouble? What kind of trouble?
- Principal Mazur: Dressed like a gang member...
- Goofy: Gang member?
- Principal Mazur: ...your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy!
- Goofy: Riot? It couldn't be my...
- Principal Mazur: If I were you, Mr. Goof, I'd seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child before he ends up IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!
- [Mazur slams down the phone]
- Goofy: [shocked] The electric chair?
- [sits and hangs up awestruck]
- Goofy: What am I going to do?...
- Goofy: I saved the best for last. It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof, and now, it's yours, son.
- Max: A stick?
- Goofy: No, silly. A fishing pole!
- Max: Fishing? We're going fishing?
- Goofy: Yup. Just like my dad and me did - two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny *away from it all*!
- Max: I don't want to be *away from it all*, Dad, I like *it all*.
- Goofy: Look, Maxie. We're using the same map me and my dad used. We'll take the same route, make the same stops, see the same sights.
- Max: But that trip will take weeks, Dad!
- Goofy: Exactly! Getting there is half the fun!
- Max: Put the map away, Dad. It's not gonna happen.
- Goofy: Careful, son! You'll ruin my past... and our future. What the map says... we will follow.
- Max: That's very mystical and everything, Dad, but there's seriously this party I have to...
- Goofy: Oh, there will be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie. Why, when I was your age, I'd never even been invited to a party. Look at me now!
- Max: Great, Dad.
- Max: [writing] Dear Roxanne, couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd drop you a line. My dad and I are having a great time. We're only days away from L.A., and I can hardly wait for the big concert!
- Goofy: [in his sleep] More "Hi, Dad" soup, please?
- Max: [writing] Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied, I'm not really going to the Powerline concert. You may never want to see me again...
- [speaking]
- Max: Oh, man! I'm dead no matter what I do!
- [the first day of Goofy's road trip]
- Goofy: [holding a video camera while driving] Day 1: Well, here we are, out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boyhood. And here's...
- [he aims the camera toward a brooding Max]
- Goofy: Maxie! Say, "Hi", Max!
- [Max pays no attention]
- Goofy: Well, how about a wave?
- Max: [putting his hand in front of the camera lens] Not now, Dad.
- Goofy: [laughing] What a kidder.
- Goofy: Well, I think the only thing for us to do now is to get you up on stage with this Powerline feller.
- Max: How are we gonna do that?
- Goofy: Now, you just leave that up to me.
- Max: No, Dad, really. I think we should just forget it.
- Goofy: Now, how come you always think I'm gonna lead you into some sort of calamity?
- Max: Uh, d-d-d-dad?
- Goofy: What's wrong now?
- Max: Look!
- [Max turns Goofy around; he sees that they are headed for a waterfall]
- Goofy: Hyuk, a waterfall.
- [alarmed]
- Goofy: A waterfall?