Deborah Hobart credited as playing...
Jessica Royce
- [last lines]
- Cousin Jake: Meadowbrook farm. I guess we'll be saying goodbye.
- Hanky Royce: Do we have to go, mom? Now that we've given Gordy his farm, he's inviting us to stay. Can't we, mom? Please?
- Gordy: Please stay. There's nothing better than a happy family. Come on, say yes.
- Luke MacAllister: If you say yes, I'll sure say yes.
- Jessica Royce: Yes.
- [Luke and Jessica kiss]
- Gilbert Sipes: How's our little guy?
- Jessica Royce: Much better. Thank heaven.
- Gilbert Sipes: The place is crawling with reporters. They all want interviews for the morning shows... with the pig.
- Hanky Royce: Where is he?
- Jessica Royce: Hanky keeps asking for the pig.
- Gilbert Sipes: Oh, I just saw them in the hallway. The pig, the father, the little girl. I told them Hanky wasn't to be disturbed.
- Hanky Royce: I'd like to see him, please.
- Jessica Royce: Don't worry, Hanky. We'll find him.
- Gilbert Sipes: I'm telling you, he's run away.
- Jessica Royce: How do you know?
- Hanky Royce: Gordy will never do that.
- Jinnie Sue McAllister: Hank's right.
- Gilbert Sipes: Hanky's wrong and it's about time he woke up. Your mother agrees with me.
- Jessica Royce: I do not agree.
- Gilbert Sipes: Forget Gordy. He's history.
- Gilbert Sipes: Isn't it time for us to go backstage?
- Jessica Royce: We can't leave in the middle of Luke's song.
- Gilbert Sipes: Why? You've heard one hillbilly, you've heard them all.
- Jessica Royce: Let's stay awhile. I think I'm falling in love with country music.
- Hanky Royce: Is that your pig?
- Jinnie Sue McAllister: His name is Pinky.
- [Gordy squeals, Hanky and Jinnie Sue chuckle]
- Jinnie Sue McAllister: I get the feeling, he's not too crazy about his name. What's yours?
- Hanky Royce: Henry R. Royce. People call me Hanky.
- Jinnie Sue McAllister: Please to meet you, Hanky. I'm Jinnie Sue McAllister.
- [They shake hands]
- Jessica Royce: Hanky, honey! Hanky!
- Hanky Royce: I enjoyed our conversation. Hope I see you again, Pinky.
- Jinnie Sue McAllister: Bye.
- Jessica Royce: Wait, I remember your grandpa once told me that we own a processing plant in Omaha.
- Hanky Royce: You mean a sausage factory?
- Gilbert Sipes: I think you're mistaken, Jessica. There is no such plant. Mr. Brinks has the inventory sheet.
- [to Brinks]
- Gilbert Sipes: Show them.
- Cousin Jake: What about this?
- [takes folder from Brinks and hands it to Jessica]
- Jessica Royce: [Looking at folder] Royce processing plant. 6 Colfax St. Omaha.
- [Gilbert takes folder from her hands]
- Jessica Royce: What are you doing?
- Gilbert Sipes: This has nothing to do with Hanky's inheritance.
- Luke MacAllister: Hi, I'm Jinnie Sue's dad. Well, she wants me to ask y'all if it'll be alright if Hanky has a pet.
- Jessica Royce: A pet? Are you saying you want to give your pig to Hanky?
- Jinnie Sue McAllister: Yes, ma'am. They seem to take it to each other. And Hanky told me he sometimes gets lonely and I'm sure a nice pig could cheer him up. Me and my dad, we're always on the move; playing all the time. You folks got the means to provide Pinky a nice home. I just want everyone to be happy.
- Hanky Royce: Please, mom. I'll take good care of him.
- Jessica Royce: I just don't know how to thank you, Jinnie Sue.
- Jinnie Sue McAllister: You hear that? Your mom says it's ok.
- Hanky Royce: Mom, we're back!
- Jessica Royce: Hanky!
- [rushes to Hanky and gives him a hug]
- Jessica Royce: Hanky. Oh, baby, I've been so worried about you.
- Brinks: Congratulations, Hanky. Consumer research is at your service.
- Attorney: Congratulations, young man.
- Gilbert Sipes: Oh, thank heaven. Our search has been successful. Hanky and Gordy safe and sound.