Madonna credited as playing...
Elspeth (segment "The Missing Ingredient")
- Eva: Goddess Diana, fail you, I will. I was to bring you fresh sperm from my Bill. I had him erect, and his semen would follow, but alas, I was hot, so hot that I swallowed.
- Athena: You stupid witch! You swallowed the sperm? You did?
- Jezebel: Why didn't you use your hands?
- Elspeth: Well, it just goes to show you what an amazing lack of control you have, Eva.
- Jezebel: Didn't your mama teach you not to put them things in your mouth?
- Raven (segment "The Missing Ingredient"): I understand, though.
- Athena: [giving Ted a list of things they need] We need sea salt, a little bit of sea salt. Or kosher salt, if you have no sea salt. A bottle of spring water - French, not that Italian shit.
- Kiva: Um, yes, and could I have some French fries?
- Elspeth: Shut up, Kiva.
- Athena: Some ginger and some raw meat. Liver, if you have it.
- Kiva: I want fries, you stupid jerks with your dumb fucking ritual.
- Athena: [kicks her] Shut up, you little shit!
- Elspeth: Hey, don't talk to her that way.