Walter Marsh credited as playing...
Old Harry
- Jack Morris: Hey storekeeper!
- Jordan Yarnell: I hear ya!
- Jack Morris: I'm hungry!
- Jordan Yarnell: You'll get fed.
- Spud Walker: Like the rest of the hogs.
- Jack Morris: You really think you fast huh kid? Hell I know guys who would blow you away before you could spit!
- Spud Walker: You know what you remind me of Morris?
- Jordan Yarnell: Leave it be Spud.
- Spud Walker: A turd with lips.
- Jack Morris: [looking at Kristen] Come over here hunny, I can show you where you could put your neckline.
- Jordan Yarnell: You watch your mouth around her saddle tramp!
- Jack Morris: Yes sir Mr. Storekeeper. You got me so scared I've got the diarrhea.
- Old Harry: [just then Old Harry rushes in and Spud takes out and points his gun at Old Harry] Jesus, Spud!
- Jack Morris: Shoot him kid! Shoot the old fart!
- Jordan Yarnell: Jesus Christ Harry, you know better than to come barging in here like that! What do you want anyway?
- Old Harry: Huh? Oh yeah! You not going to believe it Jordan! You are not going to believe it!
- Jordan Yarnell: What ain't I not going to believe?
- Old Harry: Frank Morgan just rode into town!
- Jordan Yarnell: Damn.
- Kristen Yarnell: Who's Frank Morgan? Jordan? Who's Frank Morgan?
- Jordan Yarnell: He's some kind of gunfighter.
- Old Harry: Oh no! He ain't! Calling Frank Morgan just a gunfighter is like calling the desert dry! He is more than some kind of gunfighter Jordan. He's a honest to God, walking around legend!
- Spud Walker: Do you think he come to spring Morris?
- Jack Morris: Naw, he ain't come 2 spring Morris. He come to convert everybody to the baby Jesus.