Donald Sutherland credited as playing...
Garrett Lawton
- [Lawton is wearing a bomb-coat]
- Garrett Lawton: I don't know if you know what this is, but when I take my thumb off this, it will explode that. And if you knew how much work it took for me to create this, then you might know how excited I am at the possibility that I might be able to use it.
- Max Parrish: What are you gonna do? Shoot me for having been in love before?
- [Diane shoots him]
- Max Parrish: She shot me.
- Diane Norwood: Come on, I knew you had a vest on.
- Max Parrish: She shot me!
- Diane Norwood: Couldn't risk it. Come on, let's go.
- [Max shoots Diane]
- Garrett Lawton: No!
- Max Parrish: Hurts, huh? I knew you had a vest on too, psycho bitch!
- Diane Norwood: You asshole!
- Garrett Lawton: I hope the two of you never decide to have any children.
- Diane Norwood: [interrogating Garrett] You kill people for money.
- Garrett Lawton: And you don't get paid?
- [she kicks him in the leg]
- Garrett Lawton: AAH!
- [to Max]
- Garrett Lawton: Are you going to help here or not?
- Max Parrish: [to Diane] You haven't hit him in the kidneys.
- Garrett Lawton: [she does so] AAH!
- [Max and Diane are acting romantic toward each other]
- Garrett Lawton: Would the two of you like for me to be alone?
- Garrett Lawton: In no way meaning to be offensive, I have always found steam baths to be... very boring.
- Max Parrish: You can't make me believe you're giving me up for... how much is her take?
- Thomas Livingston: 20 percent, let's say... 31 million.
- Max Parrish: Dollars?
- Thomas Livingston: Mmm-hmm.
- Garrett Lawton: Hey, so what's 31 million dollars? Max is what's priceless!
- Max Parrish: Can Max get a kiss goodbye?
- [while Max and Diane are searching Garrett's hotel room, the phone rings]
- Garrett Lawton: Say, my watch must be fast. What time does the clock by the bed say?
- [Max looks at it]
- Max Parrish: Oh, shit!
- [He grabs Diane and jumps out through the window. Nothing happens]
- Max Parrish: [after a pause] Oh... sorry. I thought it was the old "distract you on the phone while the clock bomb gets you" trick.
- Max Parrish: Where the hell were you?
- Garrett Lawton: I could find any toilet paper, so I soaked some newspaper in water and that worked fine.