Anne Bancroft credited as playing...
- Adele: I'm giving thanks that we don't have to go through this for another year. Except we do, because those bastards went and put Christmas right in the middle, just to punish us.
- Tommy: Enough! You're a pain in my ass. You have bad hair. But I like you a lot.
- Adele: Well, You know me. I can't change.
- Tommy: Believe me, neither can I. Ma.
- Adele: Even as a little boy, you didn't want us too close.
- Adele: Come on. Where is everybody? People are starving in the former Yugoslavia.
- Adele: Henry! A car full of Larsons almost died there!
- Henry Larson: [Night before Thanksgiving] Okay, I had a little pumpkin pie.
- Adele: Hen-ry!
- Adele: [Answers the phone] Hello... who?... I never heard of him, consult your directory.
- [Hangs up]
