Bronson Pinchot credited as playing...
- Monty: You're not too bright. I like that in a man.
- Monty: [to Amalia] You've lost so much weight! I thought your ass was Jodie Foster's chin!
- Monty: Is that my shirt? Or are you eating an onion bagel?
- Nick: This is for you.
- [He hands Monty a bust.]
- Monty: For good luck?
- Nick: Well, you always wanted me to give you head.
- Monty: [Regarding a painting] Look, it's Macauley Culkin throwing up a soft-shell crab!
- Nick: I could push it a few more days as a vegetable. Guacamole for brains.
- Monty: Actually, I think avocado is a fruit.
- Nick: So am I.
