Justin Pierce credited as playing...
Casper
- [singing, drunk in a bathtub]
- Casper: I'm Casper, the friendly ghost / The DOPEST ghost in town / All the bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' CASPER / The DOPEST ghost around.
- Telly: I'm askin' you one last time. Do you got "dis-tick"?
- Deli Owner: What are you saying, "dis-tick"?
- Casper: He said this dick, motherfucker!
- Telly: But like, if you deflower a girl man, man, you're the man. No one can ever do that again. You're the only one. No one, no one, has the power to do that again.
- Casper: Right. The way I see it. My outlook on the situation. It's like getting fame, you know what I'm saying? Say you was to die tomorrow right, fifty years from now all the virgins you ever fucked are gonna remember you. Right? They gonna tell their grandkids about that shit.
- Casper: Kim, I'll give you a dollar if you let me suck on your titty.
- [she splashes him with water]
- Casper: Nah, though, I'm serious. Either of you guys.
- Kim: Casper, what really makes you think I'll let you suck my tits?
- Casper: I don't know, man. They're just sittin' there all ripe and firm, n' shit. It makes me wanna suck on them.
- Telly: You happen to have dis dig?
- Deli Owner: Wha?
- Telly: This dig. I'm curious. Do you have it?
- Deli Owner: What is dis dig?
- Telly: Dis dig.
- Deli Owner: What do you say?
- Telly: This dig. I'm curious. Do you have it?
- Deli Owner: Wha?
- Telly: Dis dig man. Dis dig, dis dig...
- Deli Owner: I don't understand... I don't understand you... uhhh.
- Telly: OK... one last time. Do you have dis dig?
- Deli Owner: What you say... dis dig?
- Casper: He said 'this dick', motherfucker! Don't you understand English?
- Korean Guy: Stupy fucky boys. Fucky.