Chris Eigeman credited as playing...
- Max: I'm too nostalgic. I'll admit it.
- Skippy: We graduated four months ago. What can you possibly be nostalgic for?
- Max: I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing events before they even occur. I'm reminiscing this right now. I can't go to the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory... and I didn't have a good time.
- Max: What I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life.
- Kate: I'm going to be 17 tomorrow.
- Max: Wow, now you can read Seventeen magazine and get all the references.
- Max: This shouldn't be done. This guy would rather be bow hunting. Don't upset him because he'd already rather be bow hunting and any additional aggravation...
- [With Otis at the airport]
- Max: (To Grover) This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.
- Max: Is that a pajama top?
- Otis: No... Yes.
- Max: I don't need to go to a campus bar to be reminded of my lack of success with a bunch of thrill seeking snotty college kids.
- Skippy: That's us; we're like celebrities to them.
- Max: No, we were celebrities. Now going back would be like doing Hollywood Squares. I'm too nostalgic, I'll admit it.
- Grover: Gotta go sleep with a freshman.
- Max: Yeah, me too.
- Max: Are you wearing mascara?
- Otis: No... yes.
- [At the airport]
- Max: Don't check your bags, they'll just lose them.
- Max: That was more of a yield at that stop sign.
- Grover: I broke, thanks.
- Max: No, it was more of a yield.
- Otis: I put my hand in my mouth after I touched all of that money. Could that be bad?
- Max: Of course. That's how germs are spread.
- Max: You have a drinking problem. Get help!
- [Otis comes out of the bathroom pulling up his zipper]
- Max: That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.
