Carol Banker credited as playing...
Security Guard
- Gil Hicks: Something's going on here. Where's Mr. Svenning?
- Roddy: [enters] Mr. Svenning has come down with a sudden case of diptheria.
- [looks down at the two guys on the floor]
- Roddy: What happened to these two?
- Jay: The homeboys got a case of the mad munchies!
- Gil Hicks: [points to T.S] Hey, Roddy Roddy, isn't this the guy that Svenning had arrested?
- Roddy: Why yes it is. All right Quint, I don't know how you got back in here, but we're postponing the start of the show until I call Mr. Svenning. You've brought down the fire, well now you've got it! Security!
- Brodie: Hey, Roddy!
- [Brody puches Roddy out]
- Security Guard: [enters] Somebody call security? What happened here?
- Brodie: Oh, these two guys got stonned and knocked this guy out. I think he needs medical attention.
- Gil Hicks: That's not what happ...
- [Brody stomps on Gil's foot, silencing him]
- T.S. Quint: Yeah, could you get him and these two guys out of here? The show's about to start.
- Security Guard: Whatever.
- Brodie: [to Gil] Look asshole, just go out there with us and behave, and you'll be just fine.
- [to Jay]
- Brodie: Jay, when Tricia shows up here with a video tape, you give it to Silent Bob.
- Jay: Check. Say, where is that tubby bitch?