Renée Humphrey credited as playing...
Tricia
- Tricia Jones: I heard that you were going to propose to Brandi Svenning at some theme park. When are men going to learn that women want ROMANCE, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride...
- Brodie: Be fair. EVERYONE wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
- Tricia Jones: I get everybody's consent before we do it. Most guys get off on it. Men are easily amused.
- [Brodie introduces Tricia to T.S]
- Brodie: T.S. Quint, meet Tricia Jones. They call her "Trish the Dish."
- Tricia Jones: [Shaking T.S's hand] Nobody calls me that.
- Brodie: Little Trisha here is only fifteen, but somehow she's a senior.
- T.S. Quint: How did you manage that?
- Brodie: [Makes sucking noises]
- Tricia Jones: Don't listen to him. I studied my ass off.
- Brodie: Yeah, right. So what do you say? You wanna nail T.S. Or what?
- T.S. Quint: Jesus, Brodie!
- Brodie: Our little Tricia here is only 15, but somehow She's a Senior.
- T.S. Quint: How'd you manage that ?
- [Brodie imitates giving a BJ]
- Tricia Jones: Don't listen to him. I studied my ass off.
- Brodie: Yeah, right. So, what do you say? You wanna nail T.S. or what ?
- T.S. Quint: Jesus, Brodie!
- Brodie: Calm down. Tricia's compiling data for this book she's writing about the sex drive of men, ages 14 to 30. If I remember correctly, it's titled: Bore-gasm: Study of the Nineties' Male Sexual Prowess. Ready to get sick? Tell him about the advance you got.
- Tricia Jones: Pendant Publishing gave me $20,000 based on a treatment and a sample chapter.
- T.S. Quint: You're kidding.
- Brodie: It's true. She'll be the youngest author to tackle the subject. So, Tricia here sleeps with a bunch of guys as research. And if that's not enough, get this, she videotapes all of them.
- T.S. Quint: What?
- Tricia Jones: I get everybody's consent before we do it. Most guys get off on it. Men are easily amused.