Daniel Chodos credited as playing...
Rudy Alvarez
- [Jimbo is calling up Rudy about the monkey]
- Rudy Alvarez: When did you get it?
- Jimbo Scott: Just today, Rudy. We still on?
- Rudy Alvarez: Yeah, he still wants it.
- Jimbo Scott: Great. Great.
- [Jimbo enter's Rudy's shop, carrying the monkey]
- Jimbo Scott: R-R-Rudy.
- Rudy Alvarez: He-he-hey, fellow, welcome back.
- Jimbo Scott: [presenting the monkey] Look, look, look, look...
- Rudy Alvarez: Hey. Alright. Alright. Put it on the shelf, let's have a look.
- [Jimbo sets the cage down on a shelf]
- Rudy Alvarez: You got the papers and everything?
- Jimbo Scott: Yeah, papers. That's a good one. Look at her. You asked for a monkey, I got you a monkey.
- Rudy Alvarez: What do you mean, "Look at her?"
- Jimbo Scott: [confused as Rudy opens the cage] What do you mean, "What do I mean?"
- [the monkey jumps out of the cage and onto a dog kennel]
- Rudy Alvarez: I told you a male.
- Jimbo Scott: [as another monkey steals a banana out of the cage] No, you said, "She."
- Rudy Alvarez: I said "male." Customer has already got a female. He wants to breed 'em.
- [Rudy picks the monkey up. The monkey scratches Rudy's arm]
- Rudy Alvarez: AH!
- [Rudy puts the monkey back in the cage]
- Jimbo Scott: Oh, you okay?
- Rudy Alvarez: Goddamn, Jesus!
- Jimbo Scott: [to the monkey] It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
- [back to Rudy]
- Jimbo Scott: Alright, alright. Look, um... I'll sell her cheap.
- Rudy Alvarez: No, come on.
- Jimbo Scott: Oh, come on, I have done a lot of favors for you. Just help me out.
- Rudy Alvarez: We had a deal, and you screwed it up.
- [refers to his other monkey]
- Rudy Alvarez: I can't even sell that one.
- [showing his scratch]
- Rudy Alvarez: Here, look at this, look.
- Jimbo Scott: Well, it serves you right. What am I going to do with her?