Gaby Hoffmann credited as playing...
Samantha
- Young Samantha Albertson: [walking to Dear Johnny's grave to lay flowers and sees Crazy Pete putting flowers on Johnny and his mothers grave] You're Peter Sims
- Crazy Pete: [nods in agreement, turns to face the headstones] They were my family...
- Young Samantha Albertson: It was a terrible thing that happened to them... I'm sorry...
- Crazy Pete: For the longest time I thought I could've stopped it... I would've been home... Instead of down at that bar...
- Young Samantha Albertson: But you were there for me...
- Crazy Pete: I've wasted a lot of years... Afraid to face people, but mostly afraid to face myself...
- Young Samantha Albertson: [takes Pete's hand] I'm scared too...
- Crazy Pete: [smiles] What's you're name?
- Young Samantha Albertson: Samantha...
- Crazy Pete: Well Samantha... Things will happen in your life that you can't stop... But that's no reason to shut out the world... There's a purpose for the good and for the bad...
- Samantha: [Older Samantha's voice narrating] He gave me the only gift he could... The lesson that had taken him a lifetime to learn... And although I understood the importance of his words... It's only now looking back that I understand their meaning
- Teeny: Roberta, truth or dare?
- Roberta: Truth.
- Teeny: Just how big are your boobs now?
- Roberta: Drop dead.
- Teeny: She has to say, doesn't she, Sam?
- Young Samantha Albertson: She doesn't have to say if she doesn't want to.
- Teeny: Then can we see them?
- Roberta: No, you can't see them!
- Teeny: I don't have any real ones yet.
- Roberta: Well, you'll get them, and you'll hate them.
- Teeny: No, you're lucky, Roberta. Men love them when they're big. Look how big mine are today.
- Young Samantha Albertson: They almost look real.
- Teeny: They're filled with pudding.
- Young Samantha Albertson: Pudding?
- Teeny: The Wormers actually gave me the idea. Jello is too jiggly. Pudding has a heavier, more realistic texture.
- Chrissy: What flavor is it?
- Teeny: It's vanilla.
- [Blushes]
- Chrissy: I say we make a pact. Here and now. We're here for each other, always, no matter what happens in life. If Teeny goes off to Hollywood or I marry a rich doctor, we remember this day and this pact. Whenever we need a friend, we're here for each other. We can count on it. Always. No matter what.
- Young Samantha Albertson: It's a pact.
- Chrissy: All for one...
- Chrissy, Teeny, Roberta, Young Samantha Albertson: And one for all.
- Grandma Albertson: Anybody home?
- Mrs. Albertson: Nobody move!
- Grandma Albertson: Hello?
- Angela Albertson: It's just Grandma.
- Young Samantha Albertson: What's going on?
- Mrs. Albertson: Your grandmother is upset because your father moved out.
- Young Samantha Albertson: So let her yell at him. He's the one that left.
- Grandma Albertson: I know you're in there. I saw your car in the garage! Open the door!
- Mrs. Albertson: Hide.
- Young Samantha Albertson: What?
- Mrs. Albertson: Hide!
- Grandma Albertson: You have to get him to come back! You owe it to yourself and the girls!
- Mrs. Albertson: Samantha! I just can't handle your grandmother right now!
- Grandma Albertson: You have to go to him!
- Young Samantha Albertson: I hate this!
- Angela Albertson: Why don't we just let Grandma in?
- Grandma Albertson: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!
- Young Samantha Albertson: Mr. Kent?
- Bud: Oh please, call me Bud.
- Young Samantha Albertson: Bug?
- Bud: No, Bud, B-U-D. Bud.
- Young Samantha Albertson: Oh. Well, BuD, you have a piece of food stuck in your teeth.