Ashleigh Aston Moore credited as playing...
Chrissy
- Teeny: Roberta, truth or dare?
- Roberta: Truth.
- Teeny: Just how big are your boobs now?
- Roberta: Drop dead.
- Teeny: She has to say, doesn't she, Sam?
- Young Samantha Albertson: She doesn't have to say if she doesn't want to.
- Teeny: Then can we see them?
- Roberta: No, you can't see them!
- Teeny: I don't have any real ones yet.
- Roberta: Well, you'll get them, and you'll hate them.
- Teeny: No, you're lucky, Roberta. Men love them when they're big. Look how big mine are today.
- Young Samantha Albertson: They almost look real.
- Teeny: They're filled with pudding.
- Young Samantha Albertson: Pudding?
- Teeny: The Wormers actually gave me the idea. Jello is too jiggly. Pudding has a heavier, more realistic texture.
- Chrissy: What flavor is it?
- Teeny: It's vanilla.
- [Blushes]
- Chrissy: I say we make a pact. Here and now. We're here for each other, always, no matter what happens in life. If Teeny goes off to Hollywood or I marry a rich doctor, we remember this day and this pact. Whenever we need a friend, we're here for each other. We can count on it. Always. No matter what.
- Young Samantha Albertson: It's a pact.
- Chrissy: All for one...
- Chrissy, Teeny, Roberta, Young Samantha Albertson: And one for all.
- Roberta: You can't get pregnant from french-kissing!
- Chrissy: I know that, beetle-brain, but it's common knowledge that if you tongue-kiss a boy, he automatically thinks you'll do the deed with him. They can't help it. They're driven. It's the male curse.
- Samantha: Oh? And what deed would that be?
- Chrissy: You know... planting the seed and watering the flower. Isn't that how it works?... The man takes his watering can and sprinkles it on the flower.
- Chrissy's Mom: I decided we should talk about what you asked me.
- Chrissy: About sex.
- Chrissy's Mom: You say that very casually, that's very scary for mommy. It's like, "BOO!" "AAH!" That's what sex is.