Clay Banks credited as playing...
Jimmy Dial
- Jimmy Dial: [while patrolling in unmarked patrol car, telling joke] I cannot lie. I was humping my goat. So, the D.A. says, "But there's more to the story, isn't there, Farmer Brown?"
- Gordon Wisk: Of course.
- Jimmy Dial: So Farmer Brown says, "After I finished humping my goat, the goat turned around and licked my balls." At which point, the judge turned to Farmer Brown and said, "Hey, a good goat will do that."
- [Gordon looks at Jimmy with no response]
- Jimmy Dial: A good... Aw, come on. Gordy. I had everybody rolling with that this morning.
- Gordon Wisk: [smiles] Yeah, you're sad, man. You're really sad.