Dennis Quaid credited as playing...
Eddie Bichon
- [Emma Rae knees Eddie in the groin]
- Emma Rae: Grace, the lying cheating sack of shit is here.
- Eddie Bichon: [on the floor] Can't... breathe...
- Grace: Oh, my God. Emma Rae, what did you do?
- Emma Rae: Well, you said to keep him busy. He's busy holding his nuts.
- Grace: Oh, my God. Eddie, are you all right?
- Eddie Bichon: No!
- Grace: Help me get him up.
- Eddie Bichon: No! You stay the hell over there!
- Emma Rae: Don't worry. I wouldn't walk that far to help you up.
- Grace: My God, Emma Rae. What is the matter with you?
- Emma Rae: Consider it a blow for your dignity.
- Grace: What is dignified about kicking somebody in the balls?
- Emma Rae: Well, I feel better.
- Eddie Bichon: Em, Emma Rae.
- Emma Rae: Are you addressing me?
- Eddie Bichon: Yes.
- Emma Rae: Well lick it, put a stamp on it, and mail it to someone who gives a shit.
- Eddie Bichon: If you didn't want to get married why did you?
- Grace: Why'd you ask me?
- Eddie Bichon: Why'd I ask you?
- Grace: Yeah, you're the one who hasn't even stopped dating yet!
- Grace: Oh don't you lay that on me! I have orgasms everyday I've just gotten so use to having them when you're not in the room.
- Eddie Bichon: Well that's just GREAT!
- Eddie Bichon: Grace, I work for my father and so do you! I mean look at us! We both became what we swore we never would!
- Eddie Bichon: I work for my father Grace and so do you. I mean look at us. We both turned into what we swore we never become!