Harris Yulin credited as playing...
Dad
- Stuart Smalley: [narrating] When the big night finally arrived, Dad had a new nickname for me.
- Dad Smalley: Here we go. Is Sir Eat-A-Lot getting a little nervous?
- Young Donnie: Ha, ha, ha. "Sir Eat-A-Lot."
- Stuart Smalley: [narrating] I was already nostalgic for "Waste of Space."
- Dad Smalley: Why don't you pick on somebody with pubic hair?
- Mr. Dimmit - Flashbacks: What?
- Dad Smalley: You gonna give me the ball? Or would you like me to shove it up your ass?
- [starts rolling up his sleeve]
- Dad Smalley: Wanna hear my preference?