Billy Zane credited as playing...
The Collector
- The Collector: [Brayker has just burned his face with the Key causing him to jump off the window] HUMANS... You're not worth the flesh you're printed on...
- [taking off his outfit]
- The Collector: Fuck this cowboy shit! You fucking hoedown, podunk, well them there motherfuckers! All you had to do was give me the goddamn key! Then we could get on with our lives.
- [cuts his hand to make new creatures]
- The Collector: Alright... this house is hereby... condemned...
- [the Collector holds up Irene's severed arm]
- The Collector: You want your arm back, Irene? I can make it happen.
- [Irene raises the stump of her arm]
- The Collector: [grins] Is that a yes?
- Irene: No. That's me giving you the finger, asshole!
- The Collector: [face drops] I'll get back to you.
- [disappears]
- The Collector: All right, I know what you're thinking. You give up your soul, you turn into a demon, you look like shit. Where's the payoff, right?
- The Collector: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? I know that sounds like a line - Lord knows I've used it - but I mean it.
- The Collector: [singsong] Hello? Anybody home? Come on out, everybody, it's time to play!
- [pauses]
- The Collector: Hellooo?
- [gets an arrow in the eye]
- The Collector: ... Or Not!
- [falls back onto a glass table far below]
- The Collector: Poor Cordelia. Seems downright criminal to treat such a pretty girl that way... did I say pretty? I meant beautiful; 'cause you are, you are beautiful Cordelia, Inside and out. Maybe nobody here can see it, but I sure can. I understand you: I know what you want, I know what you need. Guys like Roach think just 'cause they're paying for it, that they can treat you like shit; and spend the same money on dinner and a movie so they can call you girlfriend instead of whore. Whore; what a horrible word that is to use on someone who's really just a sad girl who's looking for love. Tender, warm, unconditional Love. I can give you that love, as much as you take. All you have to do is let me in,
- [fading]
- The Collector: let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in.
- The Collector: [to Uncle Willie who holds The Key] "Oh look, he's gone and put something AWFUL in there! Would ya mind dumping that out before ya place it inside?
- [smiles]
- The Collector: [having been stabbed twice in both eyes to no effect] I really liked those shades/glasses, problem with destroying the eyes... only *works* on low level demons