Peter Gallagher credited as playing...
Michael
- Tommy Dundee: Heard you moved.
- Michael Chambers: My mother's getting married.
- Rachel: To who?
- Michael Chambers: Good guy.
- Rachel: Never heard of him.
- Michael Chambers: There's what you want, and there's what's good for you. Ah, they never meet.
- Susan Crenshaw: They never meet.
- Michael Chambers: Except for my mother and step-father.
- Susan Crenshaw: Maybe they think they're wrong for each other.
- Michael Chambers: Nah, they're too old fashion.
- Susan Crenshaw: Then why do anything with anybody?
- Michael Chambers: Because anything is better than nothing.
- Susan Crenshaw: The idea that you think you make sense is terrifying.
- Michael Chambers: Ya, I know.
- David Chambers: Nice butt.
- Michael Chambers: [scared after seeing his brother watching him] You bastard!