R. Lee Ermey credited as playing...
Sergeant
- Sergeant: [about the second present Andy opens] It's... it's bedsheets!
- Mr. Potato Head: Who invited that kid?
- Sergeant: Molly's first present is... Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
- Hamm: Way to go, Ida-ho!
- Mr. Potato Head: Gee, I'd better shave!
- [pulls off his moustache]
- Sergeant: [he and the other green soldiers leap out of the bucket onto Woody] There he is, men! Get him!
- Mr. Potato Head: Let's string him up by his pull string!
- [he and the other toys, apart from Slinky and Bo Peep rush on over toy Woody, and attempt to throw him out]
- Bo Peep: Would you boys stop it?
- Andy: Okay, Mom, I'll be right down; I've gotta get Buzz.
- [all the toys return to their places as Andy enters his room, looking for Buzz]
- Andy: Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
- Andy's Mom: No, I haven't seen him.
- [Mr. Potato Head looks grimly from behind Etch, having drawn a hangman noose]
- Andy's Mom: Andy, I'm heading out the door!
- Andy: But Mom, I can't find him!
- Andy's Mom: Well honey, just grab some other toy; now, come on!
- Andy: [picks up Woody and heads to the car] Okay.
- Sergeant: [he can't see what Andy is holding up] It's a...
- Rex: It's A WHAT? WHAT IS IIIITTTTT?
- [Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out]
- Rex: Oh, no!
- Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
- Rex: Way to go, Rex!
- [moves forward]
- Woody: [as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy] No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!
- Hamm: He's putting them in backward!
- [to Mr. Potato Head]
- Hamm: Hey, you're putting 'em in backwards!
- Woody: PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me!
- [jumps down]
- Sergeant: [downstairs, into the Baby Monitor] Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!
- [Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up]
- Sergeant: ... juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!
- Woody: ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry!
- [mayhem breaks out]
- Mr. Potato Head: [in a panic] Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
- Rex: Out of my way! Here I come, here I come!
- [Rex bonks his head with bucket]
- Wounded Soldier: [after Andy's mom has stepped on one of the soldiers, they get up and make their way to a plant, but the stepped-on one struggles and is crippled] Just... just go on without me!
- Sergeant: [goes over to him and helps him up] A good soldier never leaves a man behind!
- Sergeant: [Woody is accused of knocking Buzz out the window on purpose, and Sarge pops out of his bucket] Where is your honor, dirtbag? You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to - HEY!
- [Woody pushes Sarge back in the bucket and snaps the lid back on]